Three days at sea with my daughter

I will be spending three days at sea with my daughter for her 25th birthday. The voyage begins on Sunday 5/24/15 with a cruise of the souther Caribbean. I expect to be savaged by pirates or be lost in the deep of the Bermuda triangle. If we are lucky enough to get a cabin with a balcony then I should be able to swim out as the boat capsizes. An interior cabin will of course entomb me in the bowels of the ship for all eternity. All I can think of is that poor devil from south Africa that was trapped in an air pocket for almost 2 days before being rescued by deep sea divers...of course I would never be so lucky.